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Born For This

An ostrich, a penguin, and a barn swallow walk into a bar.

The ostrich and the penguin seem uncomfortable. “Are birds like us allowed here?” they ask nervously.

“Follow my lead,” says the barn swallow. “No one will bother you as long as you sit at the bar ‘n’ swallow.”

This story is based on a prompt suggested by @Matt_LRR.

Sentience Shack

“Ye gods!” exlaimed the Brundlefly.

“What is it!?” cried the Teleporter.

“It did it again!” shouted the Brundlefly. “The Teleporter just spoke to me!”

“Calm down,” said the Mutated Mannequin. “We all have the gift of speech in here, remember?”

“Will you stop making┬áthat infernal racket?!” demanded the Floorboards.

@Matt_LRR responded to my request for two nouns and a verb with the words “brundlefly”, “teleporter”, and “mutated”, which is actually two nouns and an adjective, but I decided to go with it anyways.