Tag Archives: vegan

PATRICK YU: Hidden

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Those thoughts again
Yes, those kind
Yes, you’ve had them, too
The ones locked in a box
I try to hide them
How would I look
If I was exposed?
Do you question me?
Are you so perfect?
What’s in your closet?
Yes I’m a vegan
And I crave bacon

Patrick is about to retire, a favourite person in his life introduced him to this site.

Valerie the Vegan

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Valerie the vegan decided to spend a week eating nothing but baby carrots and drinking nothing but water.

After one day she felt funny.

After three days she felt strange.

After five days she felt weird.

After seven days she felt… orange.

That evening, while she was sleeping, she sprouted.