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Does This Dress

“Have you seen my wallet?”

“No, honey, and stop trying to change the subject. Just tell me… Does this dress make me look fat?”

“I would never tell you a dress made you look fat. You’re beautiful.”

“Aw, that’s so sweet.”

“The other dress makes you look very trim, though.”

Extreme Palace Makeover

The foreman scribbled calculations on his clipboard. “We’ve done it before, but never on this scale.”

“Cost is unimportant,” said the king, opening his wallet. “She wants it done, so it must be done.”

The foreman nodded understandingly. “If she says ‘move the castle,’ then you better castle queen side.”

Editor’s Note: This story was based on a call on Twitter for two nouns and a verb. @davefp responded with castle (noun)wallet, and castle (verb, as in chess).