Category Archives: Poetry

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Horse-Whale Hoedown

On Friday nights the walruses fight
They stab and tear and grimace
With merciless glee they redden the sea
The wounds they inflict are grievous

Alliances crumble, allegiances tumble
For walruses love to betray
Their blubbery bellies wriggle like jelly
With laughter, blood-lust, and dismay

On Fridays the walruses play


This story was based on a prompt from @Ad134, who responded to a call for two verbs and an adjective with laugh, betray, and blubbery. (I took a bit of liberty with “laugh,” though.)

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Tea Party Gone Wrong

A raccoon, a wolf, and a bighorn sheep sat down for a cup of tea.
The kettle burned out, which made the wolf shout, “Woe, I say, woe unto me!”
Catastrophe brewed: the tea-less wolf stewed. (He was addicted, you see).

The raccoon knew kung-fu. Don’t ask about the sheep.


This story was inspired by a prompt from @Aeric90, who responded to a request for three mammals with wolf, raccoon, and bighorn sheep.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: ‘Twas the Night

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And throughout the ‘net
The blogs and webcomics
Tried not to forget

To mention the season
And wish readers well
As if missing Christmas
Would be their death knell

And this lowly website
To follow the herd
Adhered to the pattern
In just fifty words

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: First Impressions

This story was based on a call on Twitter for the first five words of a story. @Scithancer provided the words, “While strolling through the forest”.


While strolling through the forest, he saw a spaceship land. The aliens, in shining suits, approached and shook his hand.

They asked him many questions
to test where mankind stood
but since he was a lawyer the outcome was not good.

Despairing, they departed, and left him in the wood.