But There’s Cake

Bollenhall is not a nice place. It is hot, dry, and boring. Very few tourists go there on vacation.

Most of Bollenhall’s residents leave when they reach adulthood. The mayor passed a “free cake on Thursdays” bylaw to convince people to stay.

Bollenhall’s residents are hot, dry, bored, and fat.


This story was based on the prompt “but there’s cake” at TypeTrigger. Read other writers’ responses here.

NEWS: “Popular Stories” Tweak

I’ve changed the settings for the “Popular Settings” widget in the sidebar so it only shows stories from the past three months (90 days) now.

Previously, it showed stories posted within the last year. I want to see a bit more turnover, so people get exposed to more recent stories and don’t just see the same high-rated stories in the sidebar constantly. Those stories will still be at the top of the lists on the Top Stories page, which is not time-limited, so this doesn’t make your ratings any less meaningful.

Thank you to everyone who rates stories. It’s a great way to get feedback from you, and I really appreciate it. The Top Stories page is the second-most popular page on the site, after the home page, of course, so your ratings really count on helping new and old readers alike find the best stories to read from FiftyWordStories.com’s large archive.

Prehistoric Particle Physicist

Klug the caveman grunted happily. Yes, he thought. I’ve got it!

The sand in front of him was littered with physics equations, signifying a lifetime of theoretical contemplation. He’d discovered the mathematical basis of both teleportation and time travel!

Now he just needed a few millenia to invent the equipment.


This story was based on a title suggested by @abapicalTaenia, through his preorder of Feel-Good.

Once Upon a Midnight Madness

As the hot sun descended, frightened by the rising of the cold blue moon, I stumbled on a root and fell headlong into nightmare.

Within myself, I chased and fled, pursuing sanity and evading madness.

I grasped sanity’s skirt. She pulled away, saying, “Your daughter is dead.”

Madness ensnared me.


This story was based on a title suggested by @KittyCatalyst.

Caring for Kimmy

Hailey looked concernedly into Kimmy’s watery eyes and said, “You look as sad as a koala bear with strep throat.”

Kimmy coughed and winced.

Hailey reached up into the eucalyptus tree and took Kimmy in her arms. The ailing marsupial snuggled up.

This was why Hailey had become a veterinarian.

Crossroads

I was staring blankly at a dirty old apartment building, wondering whether more people go down fire escapes or up them.

You said, “It happened so suddenly; I found out yesterday,” and I wasn’t sure whether to slip out the back door, or embrace the opportunity to sneak back in.

Shot Down

Bethany stormed into the panda run.

Sammy and Florence, the local inmates, sauntered over and began looking for treats.

“He won’t listen!” said Bethany, stifling a sob.

The pandas’ faces drooped.

“Can’t he see how lonely you are? All we want is a couple of play dates with the orangutans.”

Stubble

He’d been flirting with me for months. He always tried to make eye contact, and smiled extra big, and laughed at all my jokes.

When my friends asked, I said he “wasn’t my type,” and changed the subject.

Then one day he forgot to shave, and I fell in love.


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “stubble.”