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So You Gave Birth to a Dinosaur

“So you say you gave birth to a… dinosaur.”

“Yes, doctor.”

“And that’s him, there? He looks quite normal to me.”

“He’s a dinosaur, really!”

“Well, if he is a dinosaur, when I place my finger in his mouth he should—HE BIT MY HAND OFF!!”

“I told you so.”


This was story was based on a title suggested by @Keab42.

Calvin Seeks Adventure

Calvin the little dinosaur went looking for Adventure.

He saw Stully the old Stegasaurus. “Do you know where I can find Adventure?” asked Calvin.

“Pshaw!” said Stully. “I used to eat Adventure for breakfast every morning! But now there’s a drought.”

“Oh,” said Calvin. “Thank you.” He kept searching anyways.

The Day I Met a Tyrannosaurus X

Evolution happens.

I found that out for certain the day I met a Tyrannosaurus X.

He had weak eyes, massive jaws, and stubby little arms.

He was cold-blooded. Scaly-skinned. Exclusively carnivorous.

I was intrigued. I asked for a blood sample. He roared.

He was the missing link, the old fossil.


This story was based on a title suggested by @Tally_LRR.