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Joey and the Trampoline

Joey was super great at bouncing on his trampoline. He bounced so high that he flew all the way to Mars, but they didn’t have trampolines there, because Martians are boring, so he had to build a giant slingshot to fling himself back home.

That’s what he told me, anyways.

Over the Moon

The cow jumped over the moon.

The rabbit, which had a raging teenager-style crush on the cow, tried to follow. Unfortunately, the rabbit overshot its target and jumped over the sun instead.

They both landed in the ocean. Neither one survived. It was horribly depressing.