Category Archives: Puns and Wordplay

Waitering Woes

“I won’t recommend seafood dishes anymore,” the waiter explains. “It has landed me in hot water too many times before.”

“Oh?” I say. “Do people really get upset with you when they don’t like your suggestions?”

“I mean literal hot water,” he says sardonically, clicking his lobster claws.

This story was based on the prompt “won’t recommend” at TypeTrigger.


He left the run-down building, a smile on his face and full knowledge of what he had to do next.

As a bonus, his back and shoulders felt great. Who knew that Morse code could be so therapeutic?

For Markov Luhanovich, the great Russian spy, the medium was the massage.

Adam Michaud lives in Toronto, making bad puns and being kind to
strangers. Occasionally, he writes things.

Missing Pieces

“I’m returning this puzzle.”

“Sorry, we don’t do returns on products that have been taken out of the packaging.”

“But there were pieces missing!”

“Which pieces?”

“The corners.”

“Oh… I see the misunderstanding. You can’t get the corners here.”

“What? Where do I get them?”

“At a Corner Store. Duh.”

This story was based on the prompt “corner store” at TypeTrigger.

Selecting Synonyms

“I know how pretty I am,” she crooned. “Tell me something else about myself.”

“Ah,” I said. “You’re just so… attractive, really.”

“No, something else!” she insisted.

“You’re… pleasing to my eyes?”

She glared.


She softened, but was not yet appeased.

I wish my next attempt hadn’t been “pulchritudinous.”

This story was based on the prompt “something else” at TypeTrigger.


“I have never before encountered such impudence!” blustered the King. “It is an affront! It is an outrage! Insulting! Degrading! Disrespectful! I should have you put in the stocks, clapped in irons, hanged, beheaded! You’re just so very, very… Well, impudent!”

“My most humble and sincere apologies,” said the imp.

This story was based on the prompt “never before” at TypeTrigger.

Sadness, Delicious Sadness

Chick flicks, tragedies, heartbreaking anti-romances… She couldn’t get enough. Those faces on the screen, looming large, eyes, noses, mouths puckered in anguish, terrified: “Love me! Love me! I don’t want to be alone!”

Her hard drives were filled to the brim with her obsession. She was downloading torrents of tears.

This story was based on the prompt “torrents” at TypeTrigger.

Pawsome Bear Adventure

“It’s Leap Day!” said Benjamin Bear. “Let’s have an adventure!”

“We could go swimming in the ocean!”┬ásaid Bartholomew Bear.

The two boys ran to the shore and dove in, laughing and splashing and playing.

“Swimming is pawsome!” they said.

“More like jawsome,” said Samuel Shark, eyeing them from below.

This story was based on a pun I saw on a McDonald’s Happy Meal bag.


The pirates broke into cheers as the monster finally collapsed.

They had been waiting a long time for this moment. With the leviathan defeated all of its fabled riches would be theirs.

However, with much dismay the pirates realized that the legendary goldfish was not, in fact, made of gold.

Cameron Boyce is a high school student. He enjoys puns and wordplay though he hasn’t written any stories before.

This story is a finalist for the Audience Choice Award and the Grand Prize.