Category Archives: Touching

Adaptable Relationship

“Oh man, I am in so much trouble,” he gasped.

He thought he’d slept in past his wedding ceremony. It was the worst feeling of his life.

“Don’t worry,” said his fiancée when he called her. “You didn’t ruin the wedding. I found a replacement groom. You’re off the hook.”

Giant Plastic Colander of the Soul

He let the stresses of life bleed off and burn away, leaving behind only his inner self.

Trapped inside his shell, life was difficult, but that was why, once a week, he removed his bodiless brain from his metal-and-plastic body, soaked in some formaldehyde, and just relaxed for a while.


I consider this story an informal companion to Like Inside-Out Acupuncture.

Like Inside-Out Acupuncture

As a robot, he was made of technology. He wasn’t really a fan of the stuff: when he wasn’t upgrading his operating system, he was patching his peripherals or flashing his BIOS.

But every now and then he got to update his firmware, and on those days, life was good.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night (Or “Meteorology 100: It’s Dark At Night”)

It was a dark and stormy night.

The meteorologists were all very confused. They had anticipated darkness (because the first lesson of Meteorology 100 is that it’s always dark at night, which tended to confuse the Alaskans), but most of them had only predicted light showers.

Actually, none of them cared.

A Great Kite

Dad and Junior built a kite together. It was a great kite: tough, resilient, sturdy, high-flying, easy to handle, resourceful, loyal, hard-working, unselfish, sensitive, kind, even-handed, quick on its feet, pleasant, honest, stoic, self-aware, intelligent, shrewd, heavily armed, delicious, not-from-concentrate, and mostly harmless.

It was a metaphor for their relationship.

Knowing It All

Henderson Michaelthromp knew a lot of facts. He read encyclopedias, record books, travel brochures, even Hansards.

No one ever seemed impressed, even when he knew the average lifespan of a diabetic macaw.

Then one day Henderson knew just the right facts to save a little girl’s life. And he did.