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The Lettuce Collector

She explained to me that produce was essential to progress. “Science?” she would say. “Show me science on an empty stomach!”

Farming was her calling. Everything else, she said, didn’t really matter.

A twist of fate brought me, undeserving, through the famine, left alone to carry her message of life.

Life in a Vacuum

Time passes slowly in a vacuum. Everything is still and silent. You are surrounded by nothingness. It is, unsurprisingly, difficult to breathe.

Boredom, depression, hunger, and asphyxiation vie for power over you, fighting to see which will kill you first.

One should avoid living in a vacuum. Hoovers especially suck.