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Average Girl

Her fingers and toes were short, like she was, but she grew her hair extra long to make up for it.

She was terrible at English, but always did great in Biology.

Her vision was 20/10, but she was red-green colour blind.

An average girl? Well, maybe in the mathematical sense…

Preventative Measures

Grampa rolled his rocking chair back and forth, back and forth.

He rubbed the twin barrels of his shotgun with the polishing rag, up and down, up and down.

He spit a wad of chewing tobacco into a jar, stood, and said,

“Missy, don’t you never–ever–kiss no boys.”