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TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Turnabout is Fair Play

“I vant to suck your blood!”

“I’ll report you.”

“…Vut? Vut are you meanink?”

“I mean I’ll call the cops. Actually no, I’ll call a magazine and give them the scoop, first. You’re famous, right? I’ll get big bucks and your career will be over.”

“…And zey call ME bloodthirsty.”


Tim Sevenhuysen is the editor of FiftyWordStories.com.

Soup at Midnight

Every night, Reginald tossed and turned in his bed, covering his ears with his pillow, but the slurping and sipping and smacking just wouldn’t stop.

He never said anything, though; the rent was too good to risk a conflict.

He eventually began to wonder about all the “Missing Pet” posters.


This story was based on a title suggested by @ugotpauld.