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Sponsorship

“Hello?”

“Hey man.” I could hear Marv’s half-baked grin through the phone.

I sighed. “Fall off the wagon again?”

“Kinda! I’m still sober, but I broke my hip falling off a hay ride, and I’m suing big! Awesome, eh? Gonna miss some meetings.”

Being Marv’s sponsor drove me to drink.


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “falling off the.”

Belligerent Barrister

“You must sue,” said Bernard.

“Do I have to? I’m not feeling all that litigious.”

Bernard scratched his head. He had never had such a stubborn client before. “I’m afraid it’s your only option,” he repeated.

“Really?”

“Yes, you must, Sue. You see, I am wearing my law suit today.”


This story was based on a title suggested by Timothy Maness.

The Evilest Wizard

One day an evil wizard turned a lizard into a goat. “I am the evilest of wizards!” he said. Then the goat kicked him. He turned it back into a lizard so it couldn’t kick him again. Then the real evilest wizard sued him for misusing the Evilest Wizard trademark.