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Vegetarian Roommate

“There’s a monster under my bed!” whimpered Sophie.

“I know,” said Mom. “I put it there. It likes dark places.”

“Won’t it come out at night and eat me!?”

“No, it’s a vegetarian.”

Sophie put fresh heads of lettuce under her bed every day for the rest of her life.

The Feud Between Ted and the Wind

The spiteful wind was fierce and sharp. Ted tried to escape, but it chased him, cackling, and sheared the hair right off his head.

He snuck home, frantic with embarrassment. Naturally Melanie was the first person to stop by.

“You’re bald!” she exclaimed. “I love it.”

“Darn,” cursed the wind.


This story was based on the prompt “first person” at TypeTrigger.

Leading Lady

“I’m a world-class artiste!” the actress pronounced. “I require the perfect environment to nurture my delicate muse.”

“So it’s your muse who eats six pounds of blue Smarties every day, then?” muttered her browbeaten young assistant.

“Silly boy; we don’t eat them! We throw them out the window at people.”


Creative people are weird. Cough.

This story was based on a title suggested by @Vigafray.

Heads or Tails

“Flip you for it,” he challenged.

“You’re on,” she assented.

“Heads,” he said.

“I’ll go tails.”

He did a twisting somersault-and-a-half, landing on his head.

She scoffed and triple-flipped backwards, coming to rest on her strong, poofy tail.

“You win,” he said. “Nice tail! Grow it yourself?”

“Nope. Plastic surgery.”

Espancais

“My life is so mundane,” she complained.

“You’re right,” he agreed. “Maybe you need to spice things up a bit.”

“Yeah! I’m just missing that little ‘je ne sais caliente’!”

“A little ‘I don’t know hot’?”

“Yeah! Like a European boyfriend!”

“That almost makes sense,” he said. “But not quite.”