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Hide, Hide, Don’t Dare to Breathe

I crouch, bound in tension, not daring to move, not daring to breathe, not daring to blink, lest I be discovered. The consequences would be extremely unsavoury…

Someone enters the room, stops, inhales deeply. Can they smell me? They depart.

I peek. The coast is clear.

This pie is MINE!

Through the Flames

I could barely see him through the smoke, a wispy silhouette, dancing and swaying to the rhythmless music of the crackling bonfire. His erratic movements transported me to some other place, a far-off, magical land. He was ethereal, mesmerizing, screaming…

Screaming!?

“DON’T JUST STAND THERE! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!”


This story was based on the prompt “through the flames” at TypeTrigger.

Come Away

“Come away with me, my darling!”

“Oh, my dear, I thought you’d never ask! Where shall we go?”

“It doesn’t matter where we go, does it, my dove?”

“No, truly it doesn’t, so long as we’re together…”

She felt differently upon their arrival at his cottage behind the garbage dump.


This story was based on the prompt “away with me” at TypeTrigger.

Sick of Being Single

“I’m sick of being single.”

“Yeah, me too. It’s totally lame. It’s hard to do anything about it though, you know?”

“Well, this is kind of counter-intuitive, but apparently if we don’t want to be single anymore, we have to split.”

“Worth a try. Anything’s better than staying single-celled forever.”

Faulty Trigger

*click*

Oh no.

*click click*

It’s jammed! This is bad. REALLY BAD.

*click click click click*

What am I going to do?! Any second now he’s going to turn around and see me, and then…

*click click BANG*

Phew!

I thought I might get blamed for breaking his nail gun.


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “faulty trigger”.

The Terminology of War

“You and me, we’re flanking, right?”

“I thought we were the vanguard.”

“What’s a vanguard?”

“The guys at the front, I think.”

“Aren’t those the shock troopers?”

“Only if they’re charging ahead and catching the enemy by surprise.”

“Like a blitzkrieg?”

“Sort of.”

“These water fights have gotten really complicated.”


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “and me.”

Lyin’ For Love

“I’m just a lonely cowpoke,” Billy admitted. “I ain’t no gun-totin’ hero, really.”

“Aw, shucks,” Milly muttered. “I was countin’ on you to save my ranch from Bad Bart!”

“I’m awful sorry, Milly.”

“Don’t be, darlin’. Truth is, I’ve been lyin’, too.”

“Pardon?”

“Y’see, pardner, I actually am Bad Bart!”