Category Archives: Odd

Too Much of a Good Thing

She sang beautifully. When it ended they rose to their feet in awe and appreciation, begging for more.

“Ever heard of having too much of a good thing?” she chided them. Still they implored her: a little longer!

To prove her point, she barred the exits during her three-day encore.

A Matter of Interpretation

In Theo’s experience, when you showed someone a blindfold, they tended to interpret it in one of two ways: it represented either a game, or kidnapping.

The interesting part, to Theo, were those few wavering moments, as he tied it on, while they tried to decide which one it was.


This story was based on the prompt “a blindfold” at TypeTrigger.

Home Defense

“When they open up that door, you’re gonna whop ’em on the knees with your shovel, okay, son?”

Little Harley nodded his freckled nose and gripped his shovel as tight as he could.

Jim leveled his shotgun. Wasn’t every year you got to do the surprising on your own birthday.


This story was based on the prompt “when they come” at TypeTrigger.

The One Who Ate It All

Kevin, like most men, tended to measure himself by his accomplishments. That was why he worked so hard to get his picture up on the wall at Mister Meatmouth’s Restaurant.

“I ate it all,” he told his friends, “in one sitting.” They respected him for that.

Inexplicably, most women didn’t.


This story is based on a title suggested by @KittyCatalyst.

The Most Comfortable Time of Day

Milt wasn’t wearing any pants.

“Hey,” said a guy walking by. “Why aren’t you wearing any pants?”

“Didn’t you know?” Milt said. “It’s no-pants o’clock!”

The guy scrunched up his face. “Is that some kind of joke?” he said.

“Nope!” said Milt.

So the guy took his pants off, too.

Mind Your Manners

“Grumble mumble.”

“Pardon me?” said Ms. Jane.

“Mumble grumble.”

“Do speak up, dear,” said Ms. Jane.

“Grr rumble mumbly.”

“Really, it’s very rude to mumble like that,” said Ms. Jane. “You’ve been raised to know better!”

But Ms. Jane’s stomach, it turned out, was a very poor student of etiquette.

Stick With the Plan

“What are you up to?” muttered Wendel, eyes narrowed.

None of the fifty-seven fuzzy orange caterpillars inching across his driveway offered an explanation.

“I don’t trust you,” said Wendel. Then he stomped one, for emphasis.

Deep underground, the Caterpillar Council murmured grimly. Casualties had always been inevitable in this war.