Category Archives: Amusing

Love/Hate

Bradley loved Veronica, and he hated it. He hated his attraction to her arrogance. Mostly, though, he hated that she hated him.

Veronica hated lots of boys: she valued her spitefulness; but she especially hated Bradley.

They circled each other in ever-decreasing orbits, their gravitational forces growing, like doomed planets.


This story is based on a title suggested by Jonas Funk.

The Grand Adventure of Micah the Flying Mole

Micah the mole had always wanted to fly.

One day, he climbed a tree and jumped. For a full second, he was dropping through the air like a dead bird. It was exhilarating, then very painful.

He told his friends he’d do it again, but they knew he was lying.

The Grand Adventure of Jim the Space Rabbit

Jim the Space Rabbit had always wondered what Mars was like.

One day, he flew his space rocket to Mars. He got out and looked around for a bit. It was cold and dry.

He told his friends he’d found diamonds and met aliens, but they knew he was lying.


This story was based on a title suggested by Al Gore.

The Grand Adventure of Butterscotch the Cat

Butterscotch the cat had always wondered what butterscotch tasted like.

One day, he snuck outside and ran to the candy store. When the storekeeper wasn’t looking, he swiped a butterscotch candy. It was sticky and gross.

He told his friends he had loved it, but they knew he was lying.


This story was based on a title suggested by Medea Ginger Hertz.

But There’s Cake

Bollenhall is not a nice place. It is hot, dry, and boring. Very few tourists go there on vacation.

Most of Bollenhall’s residents leave when they reach adulthood. The mayor passed a “free cake on Thursdays” bylaw to convince people to stay.

Bollenhall’s residents are hot, dry, bored, and fat.


This story was based on the prompt “but there’s cake” at TypeTrigger. Read other writers’ responses here.

Prehistoric Particle Physicist

Klug the caveman grunted happily. Yes, he thought. I’ve got it!

The sand in front of him was littered with physics equations, signifying a lifetime of theoretical contemplation. He’d discovered the mathematical basis of both teleportation and time travel!

Now he just needed a few millenia to invent the equipment.


This story was based on a title suggested by @abapicalTaenia, through his preorder of Feel-Good.

Shot Down

Bethany stormed into the panda run.

Sammy and Florence, the local inmates, sauntered over and began looking for treats.

“He won’t listen!” said Bethany, stifling a sob.

The pandas’ faces drooped.

“Can’t he see how lonely you are? All we want is a couple of play dates with the orangutans.”

Stubble

He’d been flirting with me for months. He always tried to make eye contact, and smiled extra big, and laughed at all my jokes.

When my friends asked, I said he “wasn’t my type,” and changed the subject.

Then one day he forgot to shave, and I fell in love.


This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “stubble.”